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Wednesday, July 31,2013

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It's Scold In Here And Don't Just Mall A Woman

by Amy Alkon
Q: Online dating isn’t going so well. I’m a 34-year-old professor seeking a relationship. I listed an age range of 18 to 35 on my profile, not because I particularly like 18-year-olds but simply to avoid limiting my options.
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Wednesday, July 24,2013

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Too Mush Too Soon And Hell No, Kitty

by Amy Alkon
Q: I've been dating an amazing guy for a month. Our first amazing date turned into an amazing night, which turned into an amazing month. We completely adore each other. Every time we hang out feels like the greatest day with a best friend. The problem is, I work and go to college full time...
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Wednesday, July 17,2013

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Mystery Meet And A Mitey Love

by Amy Alkon
Q: A man my friend was crazy for just broke up with her. I kind of saw the breakup coming, as I thought they were too different, but she thinks he just falsely advertised who he really is. They met online, and he made himself out to be this guy who loves art and culture, which to her means...
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Wednesday, July 10,2013

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The Jaws Of Ex-Wife And Zero Thumb Game

by Amy Alkon
Q: I have had a huge crush on a man for several months and finally asked him out for drinks. During our “date,” he mentioned his friend he wanted to set me up with, and I told him that HE is the person I’m interested in. He laughed nervously and seemed a little shocked. W...
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Saturday, July 6,2013

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Cleanup In Aisle Home

by Amy Alkon
Q: I’ve been seeing my boyfriend for 10 months and living with him and his 12-year-old daughter for half that time. He broke up with his daughter’s mother after she became addicted to coke and then meth.
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Wednesday, June 26,2013

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Not a mourning person & when bald things happen to good people

by Amy Alkon
Q: My girlfriend died in a car accident four months ago, and I fear I'm not grieving the way I should. I was really broken up at first, crying hysterically, and I miss her terribly.
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Wednesday, June 19,2013

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The upgradest love of all

by Amy Alkon
Q: I'm a single dad of three children, who are my world, and it was a battle to get custody of them. For three years, I've dated a woman with grown children, and on our shared birthday (Valentine's Day), I proposed and she accepted. Two days later, she ended everything via text and hasn't spoken to me since.
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Wednesday, June 12,2013

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Coitus frustratus & whistle while you weep!

by Amy Alkon
Q: My boyfriend is a very spiritual person who practices yoga, meditation, etc. He showed me a website about karezza, which basically involves deriving sexual pleasure through long, drawn-out, non-vigorous physical contact without experiencing an orgasm. It sounds nice and all, but I would greatly miss the orgasm part of sex. Well, he recently revealed that he is a recovering porn and masturbation addict.
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Wednesday, June 5,2013

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Beating them about the head with a shtick & the carpal tunnel of love

by Amy Alkon
Q: I've always made people laugh with my self-deprecating humor, but I was complaining about not having much luck with the ladies recently, and my buddy told me that my humor is a problem. He said I come off as kind of a downer to women.
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Wednesday, May 29,2013

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Ennui Go! & getting over the frump

by Amy Alkon
Q: My girlfriend and I love each other, but we feel we're becoming numb to hearing it from each other. We've been together three years, so I assume that time is what’s put a damper on the "three little words." I suggested that when we are about to say "I love you," we come up with something more personal and meaningful. This, sadly, was difficult and lasted about a day.
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