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1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you ncannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.


8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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