Long before soap operas discovered the allure of extraterrestrials, evil clones and time travel, there was “Dark Shadows,” a supernatural series that haunted weekday afternoons from 1966 to 1971. While it may have been cheaply put together (if you listen carefully in some scenes, you can hear offstage coughs, sneezes and other noises, which would seem to signal that retakes were rare and that ABC valued speed over slickness when it came to the production), creator Dan Curtis’ saga of the vampire Barnabas Collins and the cursed estate of Collinwood captured the imaginations of housewives and just-home-from-school kids as well.
The undead
Barnabas would be proud to see that his show has continued to live on — via
video and Netflix — long after its cancellation: A recent segment on “This
American Life” profiled fans attending a lavish “Dark Shadows” convention, and
none of them sounded old enough to have seen the program when it initially
aired.
You don’t need to
have faithfully followed the Collins clan through their more than 1,200
episodes to appreciate director Tim Burton’s screen adaptation of “Dark
Shadows,” which wastes no time in setting up the tortured history of Barnabas
(Johnny Depp), a British-born nobleman whose vanity, lust and interest in
Mephistopheles led to his undoing. In a gloriously Gothic prologue set in the
late 18th century, Barnabas seduces housemaid Angelique (Eva Green)
before wooing the lovely, aristocratic Josette (pale, placid Bella Heathcote). An angry
Angelique promptly makes the leap from wench to witch, trading her scrub bucket
for a cauldron and using sinister sorcery to shatter Barnabas’ family and ruin
his wedding plans. As a final kiss-off, she transforms Barnabas into a
blood-drinker (eternal life!) and has a mob of furious villagers bury him alive
in a sealed coffin (eternal damnation!).
This portion of
the film sticks reasonably close to the tone of the TV version, which took its
spookiness seriously. But then Burton’s “Shadows” fast-forwards to 1972, when
Barnabas is accidentally resurrected and plunged into the era of Alice Cooper,
lava lamps, “Deliverance” and leisurewear and pantsuits so loud they
practically shriek. For the rest of its running time, “Shadows” veers back and
forth, not always gracefully, between jokiness and eeriness.
Barnabas forms a
secret alliance with Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (a regal Michelle Pfeiffer,
splendidly nailing down that declarative, head-tossing soap-opera style), the
worn-down widow and matriarch who is barely managing to keep up the humungous
house of Collinwood with the swiftly sinking profits of the Collins Fishing
Fleet and Cannery business. With a financial boost from a stockpile of jewels
concealed in the Collinwood basement, Barnabas turns around the family’s
fortunes and, inadvertently, incurs the wrath of the well-preserved but still
wicked Angelique, who is running a competing fishery. The situation becomes
increasingly complicated when Barnabas discovers the Stoddards’ governess,
Victoria (also played by Heathcote), is the reincarnation of his beloved
Josette.
Seth
Grahame-Smith’s screenplay takes numerous jabs at ‘70s trends and celebrities,
most of them only fitfully funny, such as when 15-year-old Carolyn Stoddard (a charmingly whacked-out Chloe Grace Moretz) tells Barnabas that Victoria is “a
Carpenters chick, for sure,” and Barnabas mistakenly thinks Victoria has “a
penchant for woodworkers.” The movie shows more spirit when it concentrates on
reintroducing and revamping some of the familiar faces from the original
series, including careless caretaker Willie Loomis (Jackie Earle Haley) and
questionably qualified psychiatrist Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter,
crowned with a ostentatious red wig), who spends more time drinking highballs
than she does diagnosing her patients.
There’s fun to be
had in “Shadows,” particularly when Burton contrasts the lunacy of the Collins
clan with some jarring outbursts of genuine violence from Barnabas, who can’t
always control his thirst for blood. Depp initially seems to be coasting in the
role, playing Barnabas as a creepier copy of Captain Jack Sparrow. But he
eventually finds an intriguing angle on the character, whose elegant manners and
flowery speech barely disguise his true nature. In the scenes in which Barnabas
and Elizabeth form their slightly uncomfortable partnership, the film
accurately captures the mood and atmosphere of the original, and some of the
bizarre background details, such as Carolyn’s feverish dance to Donovan’s
“Season of the Witch,” venture into David Lynch territory.
“Shadows” loses
much of its punch once it settles into a Barnabas-versus-Angelique clash that
pushes most of the other characters — and at least a couple of quickly
curtailed subplots — out of the picture and paves the way for a chaotic,
effects-filled finale that’s reminiscent of Pfeiffer’s “The Witches of
Eastwick” (with doses of “Rebecca” and “Death Becomes Her” thrown in for good
measure). The visual tricks are performed with style, but “Shadows” would have
been more satisfying if it had set aside some of the digital magic and focused
instead on its peculiar personalities. The movie ends with the Killers performing a cover of the Raspberries' 1972 chart-topper "Go All the Way"; you can't help wishing Burton had taken the song's advice.













